things straight ppl say in movies
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real


paradisaic:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

loudblackram:

plushestrumpest:

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DO NOT BUY THIS BRAND.

Pedigree is on a nationwide recall.

Pedigree made my 6 month old puppy too ill to eat anything for days.

If you have this brand please toss it and buy Purina, Science…


unclefather:

i’m scared of little kids because i was driving down my road and these kids were standing in the road and i asked them to move and the one kid looked at me and said “no. hit us” and i could tell he had nothing left to lose


(Source: kogyaru)



deliciousghosts:

I Have No Plot But I Know Which Groceries These Characters Would Buy: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities


goatings:

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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turntechgoddamnit:

Are you kidding me


centzo:

No trust in this friendship

centzo:

No trust in this friendship

(Source: memewhore)


heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.


outlaw-monarch:

allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive

every day we get closer to Tony Stark


continentcreative:

Photography by Thandiwe Muriu | Model Anok Kuol | MUA Sinitta Akello